Here's the facts of the matter see, kick all the fallacy
a long time ago, in a far away galaxy
Clone war in zone four, de-ploy the battle team
shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine
Jump for joy from your choice in the splendor
or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor
(Anakin's mentor?) the rights I defend for
put Reeboks on E-woks and still invade Endor
Blasters, pitch forks, no need to dis-tort
import, a new warrior to kill Sith lords
It's outerspace, so quit staying indoors
we've been poor you dick4... what's a dick4?
Starships, Cruisers, all meet defeat, say what?
so what it's a trap, destroy the whole fleet
my R2's juiced dual pentium thousands
a million birds couldn't catch millenium falcons
Tattooeen junk yards, looking for centaurs
light sabre mishaps with Darth Vader head scars
Penalty for referees handing out red cards
energy, crash from the blast of a Death Star
Calculate flight needs, Starships behind me
times three, might make the jump into light speed
Intergalactic, chin-check playa
i turned down a blind date with Princess Leia
--
So what do you think R2?
I did too! No for real--her brother tried to set me up with her.
whatever
--
Too much pressure, they all might crack
strike the empire, empire strikes back
It's the jump off every time that the sabres draw
later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah
Come behind like you trail in the game
Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave
We all need leaders, Yoda-guides-you
the Jedis extinct, Yoda-died-too
Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
right to the knights of the old school republic
Battle historian, valedictorian
I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorian
Heat it up fast, that's why i'm cookin more
book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for
Wrestle control from the empire's vice grip
rhyme sick, that's just an old jedi mind trick
The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics
i hibernate sickness like i'm frozen in carbonite
From the hoth system all the way into Michigan
double cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian
--
I mean for real,
how was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City?
dood's name is Land-o
wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense?
shut up
--
Return of the Jedi, take a few notes
star wars, part four, here's a new hope
Unfreeze Solo and look they don't notice yet
grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett
Overhang projectors to strangle the protectors
and telling all pilots to angle their deflectors
The force stays everywhere like serial stalkers
marathon sprints for imperial walkers
It's more fright'ning to shock through the ocean
with force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah
Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya
the most famous Wookie by the name of Chewbacca
Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm
high score, all sorts of alien life forms
Obi-wan by-gones, tie on to Guai'gon
who pushed 24s when he rolled in his scion
Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent
Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant
Alderon, Naboo, it's down to the wire
you try conducting a sand people choir
a long time ago, in a far away galaxy
Clone war in zone four, de-ploy the battle team
shattered dreams, scheme on a plan to beat Palpatine
Jump for joy from your choice in the splendor
or ignore the problem, like Anakin's mentor
(Anakin's mentor?) the rights I defend for
put Reeboks on E-woks and still invade Endor
Blasters, pitch forks, no need to dis-tort
import, a new warrior to kill Sith lords
It's outerspace, so quit staying indoors
we've been poor you dick4... what's a dick4?
Starships, Cruisers, all meet defeat, say what?
so what it's a trap, destroy the whole fleet
my R2's juiced dual pentium thousands
a million birds couldn't catch millenium falcons
Tattooeen junk yards, looking for centaurs
light sabre mishaps with Darth Vader head scars
Penalty for referees handing out red cards
energy, crash from the blast of a Death Star
Calculate flight needs, Starships behind me
times three, might make the jump into light speed
Intergalactic, chin-check playa
i turned down a blind date with Princess Leia
--
So what do you think R2?
I did too! No for real-
whatever
--
Too much pressure, they all might crack
strike the empire, empire strikes back
It's the jump off every time that the sabres draw
later y'all, outsource the force to the Dagobah
Come behind like you trail in the game
Luke killed his dad, he didn't fail at the cave
We all need leaders, Yoda-guides-you
the Jedis extinct, Yoda-died-too
Go prove the subject, a grown fool would love it
right to the knights of the old school republic
Battle historian, valedictorian
I enflame my veins with some fat midichlorian
Heat it up fast, that's why i'm cookin more
book a tour, these aren't the droids that you're looking for
Wrestle control from the empire's vice grip
rhyme sick, that's just an old jedi mind trick
The pro with the target sites flow in the hardest mics
i hibernate sickness like i'm frozen in carbonite
From the hoth system all the way into Michigan
double cross juggernaut Lando Calrissian
--
I mean for real,
how was Lando Calrissian the ruler of the Cloud City?
dood's name is Land-o
wouldn't someone like "Skywalker" make more sense?
shut up
--
Return of the Jedi, take a few notes
star wars, part four, here's a new hope
Unfreeze Solo and look they don't notice yet
grow a set, slam when I shoulder check Boba Fett
Overhang projectors to strangle the protectors
and telling all pilots to angle their deflectors
The force stays everywhere like serial stalkers
marathon sprints for imperial walkers
It's more fright'ning to shock through the ocean
with force lightning like Tom Cruise and Oprah
Blasters to stun, and wonder who shot ya
the most famous Wookie by the name of Chewbacca
Jawas, droids, swarm when the light's warm
high score, all sorts of alien life forms
Obi-wan by-gones, tie on to Guai'gon
who pushed 24s when he rolled in his scion
Leia had her mother's good looks and it's prominent
Natalie Portman's genes must be dominant
Alderon, Naboo, it's down to the wire
you try conducting a sand people choir
